John

John's are typical arrogant people who like nothing more than to annoy everybody they meet, they change who they are just to be 'cool' and are well known for being totally rude to people for no reason. Pompous and upper-class, avoid at all costs.

He's so full of himself, must be a John

by PenelopeBrian July 7, 2011

Johns

Commonly used terrorist name in Saudi Arabia, originated from the massive genocide of over 100,000 men named "John", when directly translated means one who kills John, or flys a plane into his house.

Watch out for that Johns over there, he's got it out for you John!

by Billy Gates September 14, 2004

John

A fat bruce lee looking frog that can do the truffle shuffle and can't see his dick when he looks down

oh shit look at the fat john

by helloffahho November 3, 2010

John

Why the fuck to you need to define your own name ?

John is too useless to do anything productive and has decided to look up his name on urban dictionary

by Boppy422 May 28, 2018

john

john is the guy who gets the most bitches, and he stole your hoe while you were reading this definition, don’t bother trying to be him, he’s too sexy for you

yo where is john? i don’t know, he’s probably with your girlfriend

by jayyyt15 January 29, 2019

John

John the biggest cock sucking wanker ever. John also loves anal and copying of what everyone says because he is such a spastic that he cant talk like a normal person.

Look at that guy with a goaty and leather broncos jacket his name must be John (parrot).

by john is a dick head August 13, 2017

John

A horrible father who, after his wife, Mary, was killed by the yellow-eyed man, devoted his life to saving people, hunting things, the family business. He forced the life upon his two young sons, Sam and Dean, and traded The Colt and his soul so that the eldest of the two, Dean, could live. All in all, a horrible father.

John did a crap job of raising those boys, but they turned out mighty fine.

by FloofBallofEvil August 12, 2017