John's are typical arrogant people who like nothing more than to annoy everybody they meet, they change who they are just to be 'cool' and are well known for being totally rude to people for no reason. Pompous and upper-class, avoid at all costs.
by PenelopeBrian July 7, 2011
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by Billy Gates September 14, 2004
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by helloffahho November 3, 2010
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by john is a dick head August 13, 2017
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by jayyyt15 January 29, 2019
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