Jade

Gorgeous human being

Guy 1: “Woah look! Jade as hell!”
Guy 2: “Totally!”
Girl 1: “What’s Jade?”

Girl 2: “It’s someone beautiful. Like that hot girl over there.”

by Xbzbxnjx June 11, 2021

Jade

Jade is the definition of cringe. She is the human manifestation of the word cringe. No matter what you say, or what you do, when you utter the name “Jade” cringe will run through your mind 1000 times for 1000 years. When a singular person named Jade is in ones presence, the very aura of cringe is felt within the room

1: Hey who’s that?
2: That’s J.
1: What does J stand for, Jade
1+2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT *ruptures an organ and fucking dies*

by OhNoItsJoe July 18, 2021

Jade

A friendly and kind hearted person who loves eating old milk.

oh.. she is such a jade.

by PAMHASVAGINATEETHANDHASAPENIS November 2, 2021

Jade

Jade is a hyperactive gay man who will be interested in all kinds of sprorts

My boyfriend jade is in all sports you can say

by Cuuumdaddy November 5, 2021

Jade

Jade is someone who is gay.he always is hopping on a guy's dick never will you find him kissing a guy.he is thickest of them all.he calls himself thunder thighs.

My best friend jade, kissed me.

by Cumshot 343434 November 5, 2021

Jade

Jade is a cool gal that is very nerdy and good at violin, and she is bad at lots of subjects but luckily she can make up for it with her attitude and behaviour, one of the best things about her is that she's super short and everyone knows this but she's rather feisty and cool still. Plus she's super duper freaky if you ask the right questions.

"Who's Jade?"
"She's that short girl in that one year level"

by otellomelody November 8, 2021

Jade

The cheese lord

"All hail Jade, the cheese lord"

by anonymous November 13, 2021