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Incelt

An insult from an Incel. Incels are full of rage that can be triggered at any second for any reason. No matter how hateful and vicious it sounds, don't take it too personally. They hate everything because they are nothing. Their lives are so empty, they have plenty of time to spend focusing on the negative. Do not engage. Just giggle and let them rage on. They will be hating alot of things today, you are just one of them. ...and at the end of the day, they are still an incel. ouch!
"Nice Incelt! Bitter, part of one, your table is ready! Bitter! Party of one?"
"Everyone found it rather incelting, considering who it came from."
"I would be rather incelted, but I kinda just pity you."
by CupsIsAnIncel July 29, 2021
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intel edits

A pedophile youtuber who likes kids better when they are 13 not 15, plays Genshin Impact to look at their asses and tits while jacking off to fictional characters and quotes: "and if you were a virgin 15 yr old it would be 300% (better) "
A cool guy : Holy shit it's that pedophile youtuber Intel Edits
Another cool guy 1 : Holy shit it is!!

Another cool guy 2 : damn he must be so ugly
by BigManDavid198 November 23, 2021
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intel

quote from post 15: "Processor company that, currently, is not the best for games, but is best for all around pc usuage. It does not even lag that much behind AMD (strictly gaming cpus) in most games. Retarded AMD fanboys that have no life and just play games all day suffer from windows crashing b/c their stupid Athlon64 wasnt built to multitask. Try playin mp3s, surfin web, and downloading at same time on an athlon64 and you will guarantee crash. Intel on the other hand, is a real cpu, built for everything. Gaming nerds back AMD b/c they are the underdogs to Intel, and also these AMD boys are poor college kids that dont know shit." my definition

1: shit
2: not a cpu manufacturer, a chu (central heating unit) manufacturer
3: beaten easily by AMD cpu's
4: horrible at multitasking
1: Dammit Bob I told you to take the intel products down to the street. Now I have to wait until next week to get rid of it!
2: Paul overclock that fucking intel a bit more, I'm fucking freezing!
3: Joe, you need to fucking get rid of your goddamn intel, my sister's shit computer with 256mb of RAM, onboard audio, and everything else on it being even more shit can double process better than your computer with two intel P4 EE's supporting HT can with 4gb of RAM an SCSI hard-drive, and the best of every other component.
4: Billy, my old P4 EE supporting HT caused crashes at least once a day, and my AMD Duron has never been the cause of a crash. Be smart, don't get intel

Now children, don't be dumb, get AMD!
by intel termin8r December 28, 2005
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intel

Processor company that, currently, is not the best for games, but is best for all around pc usuage. It does not even lag that much behind AMD (strictly gaming cpus) in most games. Retarded AMD fanboys that have no life and just play games all day suffer from windows crashing b/c their stupid Athlon64 wasnt built to multitask. Try playin mp3s, surfin web, and downloading at same time on an athlon64 and you will guarantee crash. Intel on the other hand, is a real cpu, built for everything. Gaming nerds back AMD b/c they are the underdogs to Intel, and also these AMD boys are poor college kids that dont know shit.
I love my Athlon64. But i dare not play some 50 cent and check my email at the same time.

Intel Person: Yo, lemme send u the new map on aim...just alt+tab out of the game..
AMD Person: ok..one sec...
(45 minutes later)
Intel Person: Where the f*ck did u go dude?
AMD Person: I had to reformat.
by Smarter May 2, 2005
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Intel

Something that's better than AMD,
But more expensive
Friend 1: I just got a brand new processor, it's an i5 6500!
Friend 2: wow man, that's Intel, it so beats my AMD ps4 processor
Friend 1: PC MASTER RACE
by STARBURSTATTACK July 28, 2016
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Incels

Always with the incels.
Not-cel "Oh boy oh jeez, look at those incels. Disgusting. Why do they hate women so much?"

Hym "Why do they hate the THINGS that are made deliberately difficult to be around and are punished for not being able to be around? Made difficult to be around by the things themselves. Made difficult to be around by society. And made biologically difficult to be around without fucking. And then punished for not being able to be around the thing that is being withheld. That's why."

Narcissist "It SHOULD be difficult. I SHOULD be special for doing it."

Hym "You're not. Your kids are not. And this is the ultimatum they want to give you: Pussy Dictatorship or Jesus Dictatorship (Which is basically just Diet Pussy Dictatorship). It's subjugation by fat cocks either way. Always choose the 3rd option. Reject Pussy Dictatorship by any means necessary."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2023
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Itcel

Itcel would be the kind of girl you would meet at some seven year olds birthday party, just so she could have cake. She has many talents and is pretty weird, but the good kind of weird. A really nice and caring person who loves her friends. Looks white but is actually mexican
Is that Itcel over there by that seven year olds cake?

Yep, she's weird. Don't mind her
by ThisWeirdo November 20, 2017
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