jess_iliana

two idiotic bitch’s that never know when to stop talking!

I was talking to jess_iliana

by Hahahahehehdhehdndhdbhdbfbf May 31, 2020

Vroom-iliation

The feeling of shame while driving an embarrassing car

Have you seen that guy with the yellow car? He must be experiencing some serious vroom-iliation.

by motorrelation September 20, 2021

Johnny ilias

Johnny is #obsessed with Tom hickey for absolutely no reason. He goes for an irrelevant team (swans) and for some reason thinks they will win the premiership (wishful thinking if you ask me)

Johnny thinks he is going to get a prize after playing a bacon game (made by Phillip bae) for about 2 weeks straight for 300+ levels. However he does not realise he is not getting a prize and he really just wasted his precious time (and his screentime).

Johnny ilias is going to turn into a bacon if he doesnt stop with his stupid game.

by Nickdaicos=goat September 16, 2022

g'iliuana

Beautiful girl loyal ass hell , she got some good ass pussy but refuses to give it up easy she is usually known as the "bad" kid but she just really angry and if she had a 5th heart break she is going cold nobody really likes her bcs their jealous bitches she has a fatty and any man she wants she gets , dont lose her she can make ur world crumble.

g'iliuana and khalil are in love.

by davinaa November 1, 2022

Christian Ilias

Christian Ilias Deepwoken

Christian Ilias Deepwoken

by dropkick sharko November 24, 2024

get ILIASed

The anger caused by navigating slow websites that fully reload everytime you click on something. For example, it takes seven full page reloads to log into ILIAS and reach this forum. As a synonym for people outside of KIT, I would coin the term "page reload rage".

I get ILIASed everytime I log in. It took seven full page reloads to get to this forum!

by Danlod2 November 18, 2025

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024