booty pants

Tiny little shorts that are so short that they cause the ho's ass to hang out. See also bootylicious

Check out the ho over there in her booty pants.

by Crumbfish November 7, 2003

pants head

A goofball tell-it-like-it-is nickname for a person who wears their pants on their head.

You, my sad sir, are a regressed and foolish pants head!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

Shirts/Pants

Referring to whether someone's a top or bottom in a homosexual relationship.

NOT the same as "who wears the pants in the relationship"

Alyx: I wear shirts/pants
Amy: uh-huh...
Alyx: But I'm in the market for pants atm
Amy: gootcha

by Grooaci June 4, 2020

stretched pants

When a male gets hard/erection and it's starts to poke out on the side of one of his legs.

Dude, get rid of them stretched pants, i dont wanna see it
but i bet she does.

by Taylor... November 14, 2005

Oyster Pants

n. v. The unintened result of eceeding ones threshold of arousal whereby leaving ejaculant in ones pants.

After Luke and Brian were touching ech other ever so gently, Luke walked away with oyster pants.

by afrizbie January 23, 2012

pumpkin in pants

A large bulge of fatty tissue below the belt line and above the crotch. A large enough bulge will cause a fully expanded pair of pleated slacks to closely resemble a pumpkin.

Embarassingly, the mans pumpkin in pants toppled his iced mocha when he stood up from the table.

by T'ardstrong January 29, 2008

pant wank

When a girl reaches down your jeans and starts pulling you off!

Did you fuck that girl last night?
No, just got a 'pant wank'

by Jens Bagbo February 13, 2007