Hemicide

The act of saying you want to commit homicide but knowing that someone is around who will commit you to a mental institution so you use this word

I was around the police so I told my friend " I wanted to commit hemicide today"

by got receipts July 20, 2025

hemerology

Meaning: A calendar, almanac, or guide that lists lucky and unlucky days of the year, often with astrological significance.

Example Usage: "The ancient Roman farmer consulted his hemerology before planting his crops, anxious to choose the most auspicious day."

by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025

Hemiphagophobia

Irrational fear of half eaten food

Don't show them that eaten meal, they have Hemiphagophobia

by Kitsune:< November 20, 2025

hemispherists

n. People obsessed with controlling one section of the globe whilst turning a blind eye to the obvious interconnectiveness and interplay of the earth's resources and people. Also people with only half a brain.

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Hemispherists like Napoleon, Victoria, and Trump inflict untold suffering on the world.

Yeah. But they live in nice palaces.

by gnostic3 January 10, 2026

Southern Hemisphere Pash

To pash in the Southern Hemisphere of a woman's body. To twat pash. Cunilingus.

I gave her a Southern Hemisphere pash

by Ulid Dehagan December 13, 2008

The Hemi

A simple but revered cocktail. Mix 2/3 Vodka and 1/3 Cointreau and serve on ice. Let rest until clouded. If you are hurried, stir, but do not shake.

What would you like to drink?
I would love The Hemi.

by hemidosphere June 5, 2018

Liv hemingway

A beautiful girl who loves chicken so much that she cries when she thinks about it.

Loves attention and Singing Pat Flynn on nights out

Love u bp

I saw liv Hemingway today

Oh ye bro?

Ye she looked like a binweevil

by notlivhemingway May 5, 2020