Heathering

n, feminine - To thrash ones arms and legs wildly on the bed due to sexual ecstacy, especially upon having an unexpectedly good orgasm. This process can also take place on the floor (esp in hotels) or sofa.

As if to show how good the sex was and her delight she started heathering on the bed

by Robert Cragg June 8, 2005

Health food crusader

An individual who fails to realize a lot of people like junk food such as candy, pizza, hamburgers, chips, etc and sees it as their mission to rid the world of fatty, salty foods even though a majority of people don’t constantly eat these foods. To carry out their mission they often resort to pushy tactics or by going through the government to have laws made, such as pushing for increasing the sales tax on pizza, making it illegal for McDonalds to sell toys in happy meals. Generally these measures either fail to become law or if they do they do they really become more of an annoyance and to the targeted public and only serves to make the public hate them more.

God the health food crusaders are at it again, I can’t believe they managed to get toys in happy meals banned! Before you know it its going to be like the prohibition era again, but instead of rumrunners we’ll have oil and salt runners!

by Jacob mei May 21, 2010

Heather

A name that is tattooed on every guys nipples

Is that a heather on your nip

by Flabby grandma dick August 14, 2014

Heath Ledger

Because of Heath Ledger's stunning ability to perform, his name has become a phrase that can virtually mean anything. It's like "smurf" and "hella". Use it for flavoring your sentences.

Sam: Can you Heath Ledger pass the roast beef?
Rachel: Here you go.
Sam: Heath Ledger.
Rachel: How does it taste?
Sam: It's Heath Ledger good.
Rachel: Are you going to say Heath Ledger in every sentence from now on?
Sam: You Heath Ledger I am.

by Danny Zeff October 19, 2008

Heather

An awesome girl that no one can resist. Can be a bit bipolar, but she loves to laugh and play. She LOVES music and her boyfriend, who happens to be Nick. She has DARK Brown/red hair, hazel green eyes and big tits. Let's face it, EVERYONE loves Heather!

OH MY GOD! HEATHER I LOVE YOU!!!!

by ILoveTurtlesAndUnicorns October 26, 2011

heather

billons of laughs, loves to sing ALOT, amazingly random, youtuber, sir-cough-alot, godly (loves god alot), has a fun life, has lame hair until she straightens it then its amazing, has rain boots, dresses up very weird, gives very good advice, accepts ppl for who they are, is a good actress, cant type without messing up every second, loves chucks (the shoes), caring, flirts alot, sleeps alot...not an early bird, says random weird things, can be very creepy, over exaggerates alot, thinks about death alot, loves food (pizza), a jazz addict, doesnt think quietly, sorta impatient, has amazing eyes, a pretty smile, makes lame jokes that ppl dont laugh at, shuts ppl down!, big boobs, no butt, pale as freakin crap, big feet, soft skin.....sometimes, likes musicals, less than threes thurmans, has a billion friends, and plenty more,

thing 1: i wanna be a heather...but...im a guy

thing 2: get away from me weird-o (thinks to himself i wanna be a heather too)

by mysteria4 June 10, 2009

shut up heather

SHUT UP HEATHER!

Person#1: Martha Dumptruck in the flesh
Person#2: here comes the cootie squad
Person#1: We shou-
Person#3: SHUT UP HEATHER!
Person#1: Sorry Heather
Person#2: Look whos with her! Oh My Gosh!!!!
All: Dang Dang Diggity Dang a Dang Dang Dang!!!

by Uno Skip Card November 2, 2019