helmet washed

A blow job/oral sex given to a man.

Hey did you and Nancy have intercourse?

No, But, I got my helmet washed!

by A++aboy Howdy May 5, 2014

Indie Helmet

Beanie with a crispy fold that sits above the ears. Preferably black with no logos. Must be indie kid for it to be an indie helmet or else it’s just a douche beanie.

Yo dawg sick indie helmet, oh your heads getting cold and you wanna hit the mosh pit? I can hold it for you in my tote bag with my new vinyl.

by Jawny jawnson January 30, 2020

fecal helmet

The act of getting shit/feces on the end of a penis from anal sex.

I'm going to the bar tonight and I'm hoping to get fecal helmet after fucking some mud pussy.

by jimmybomm September 21, 2020

lego helmet

Terrible hair cut that resembles a Lego figures helmet when worn

Oi mate you've got a shit hair cut its like a Lego helmet

by Dayboi May 30, 2016

Helmet scrapage

Refers to the action of the head of a penis that is vigorously pulled back and forth inside a vagina. The topside of the penis head is flared upward and scrapes the inside of a vagina triggering a female orgasm.

She needs a little helmet scrapage tonight to calm her down. I got just what she needs.

by JoeyBomm May 6, 2021

French Helmet

Having intercourse with a baguette or similar French style bread then finishing inside and applying it to your partners head in a helmet fashion.

Samantha is a freak in bed. She let me do a French helmet to her last night!

by Bandaid pusher August 8, 2020

helmet swap

When two dudes, who are fucking a chick at the same time, switch condoms mid fuck.

Last week me and Patty had a threesome with an uber driver. Me and Todd, the uber driver, got so comfortable with each other we even helmet swapped turning Patty on even more.

by Kevin Wolfe June 18, 2018