Put that thing back where it came from or so help me 

Only used when your coworker names a thing and you need to convince him to put that thing back where it came from or so help me

Once you name it , you start to become attached to it, now Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me by shibbity wop bop May 28, 2018

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" what if i copy this and paste it im sure I'll get something funny ahahahahah "
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" Stop. Do something with your life. Stop trying to find these " ohh haha look how bored you are xdxd " easter eggs. Get. A. Life.

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© 1999-2022 Urban Dictionary ® ads help bugs dmca privacy terms of service data subject request accessibility statement by qhantomia. August 6, 2022

Stop it, get some help. 

A quote said by U.S. basketball player, Michael Jordan, in part of an anti-drugs video. The quote has recently been used in vines to show the stupidity of a person in a previous clip.

E.g.
Feminist: There are three genders, four, even five!
Michael Jordan: Stop it, get some help.

Stop it, get some help. by Lord Monty the Scrub Wrecker August 3, 2016

Self Help Manual 

An item of literature that aids relaxation

Playboy, Penthouse, Razzle, The Pants and Bra section of Littlewoods catalogue, The back of a Special K box, family holiday photos could all be used as a self help manual

Self Help Manual by Garthy September 19, 2006

I am being held hostage please help 

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.

I am being held hostage please help, please fucking help i am being held hostage in the krusty krab

I am being held hostage please help by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020

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So you just decided copy paste the text written on the right side. Well congrats you have reached a boredom level above the scale.

Person 1: I am the most bored person on Earth
Person 2: I searched © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request on Urban dictionary
Person 1:You are clearly more bored.

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Please help me 

I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house

Please help me

Please help me by High g8 guy March 18, 2019