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Pearl harbor

When you are home alone intentionally being anti- social, enjoying alone time most likely masturbating excessivley or scarfing down family size doritos and binge watching netflix with your phone off or just completley ignoring the outside world... Of course this level of euphoric living is always interrupted by obnoxious friends who just show up uninvited and change the outcome of your day. Its a hardcore sneak attack when you are least expecting it and has dramatic impact on your quality of life hence "pearl harbor".
Yea so i was watching the best porno on my new 70 inch in hd yesterday afternoon and mark totally pearl harbored me. Couldnt finish after that n was left with blue balls for the rest of the day. Brutal

"Yo dude u cant just be pearl harboring me like that, thats fucked up"
by Wutsgood33 June 2, 2016
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Harby

A person who is going to loose at a poke war...
Oh look it's Harby he can't win a poke war
by PigeonCat June 16, 2010
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Pearl Harbor

When you are giving anal, but before you cum, you spit on their back making them think you cum. as they turn around you blow a surprise attack into their face.
i was upset so i gave her a pearl harbor last night.
by cvillecracker69 July 12, 2012
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harbl

A cat penis. Note: This term is only used by cat's.
I'm in your sink stroking my harbl.
by BMFvBadMoFo September 5, 2008
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pearl harbour

While engaging in doggy style sex, the man pulls out and spits on the girls back, making her think that he has ejaculated. When she turns around he proceeds to ejaculate on her face in sneak attack fashion.
"My girlfriend took out a restraining order after I pulled a pearl harbour on her."
by -a0- March 9, 2005
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Hamilton Harbour Commission

A slick, loving move, named after the town of my birth in Southern Ontario.
The Hamilton Harbour Commission occurs best while 69ing some slut. The man is on top and he bears down and fires a messy splatter of shit all over her face. Optionally, he leans back and sits on her nose and mouth for a couple of seconds to prove the point.
After I got tired of giving that bitch head, I welcomed her to the Hamilton Harbour Commission. When I held my ass and sac down on her mouth, she freaked. Then she threw up.
She had to have a shower, so we were almost late for Midnight Mass.
by Dr. Bob Turcott November 24, 2006
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Pearl Harbor

Customer: I'll have a large Pearl Harbor.
Employee: A what?
Customer: A large pizza with ham, pineapple, and jalapenos.
by Lurr Rrul February 5, 2012
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