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doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (using any method except the real harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual form of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, why people commit such acts is probably because they can't find life's meaning in any setting, religious or secular. However, you can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire. Don't burn your bridges is the sole piece of advice I would give these people.
by Sexydimma August 19, 2014
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Harambee

oh my geebers harambee!!!!!!!!!!
by SHMOOPERS December 2, 2016
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self harming troll

When a user of the Internet gets caught by their own misuse of the Internet.
I.e when a user searches for the definition of a word that is unknowingly spelt incorrectly, only to find it on a site that they themselves have listed it on as a stupid way of spelling said word.

"Tom was a self harming troll when he looked up 'urben dictionary', only to find he was the one that had earlier defined it as a stupid person's way of spelling 'urban dictionary''.
by Mr Love Pebbles March 28, 2015
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haramshkaharam

lmao i made this shit up in ms dickers class. good times rob. lol anyway it just when someone says somethin stupid watever shut the fuck up hard to explain
(noun)
lmao this is mad funny please post this or u will each cheese till next wednesday
by Bosnian:) Musanovic May 6, 2005
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Harambe

harambe is that kind of nigger that nobody loves and gets constantly bullied
That harambe kid deserves to die
by Moob Light August 26, 2017
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harambe

(1:A gorilla that is treated like Jesus, because people think that a gorilla scaring the living day lights out of a child. (2: a mental condition that the vast majority of the United States has because they think a gorilla's life is more important than the life of a young child who's been traumatized by that gorilla, so everyone won't leave the Cincinnati zoo's Twitter page alone, have made "I'm with Harambe" shirts and "Make Harambe Alive Again" hats.
(1: they killed Harambe to save that kid
(2: Dude, you've gotta let go. You've got Harambe
by Baracky IV February 21, 2017
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Haram

A type of 32 person group chat. Usually consists of various soda brands, talented artists like Ed sheeran and Dababy, and different movies like Minions and Boss baby. It’s called ‘Haram’ because it just is, and because it’s a polyamory! Sometimes spelled ‘Harem’
Gay person: Did you see Candice using the Dababy filter?

Token Straight: No…where would would I see this?

Gay Person: Did you check (your) Haram group chat? 😏😏😏
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