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Hanking

Tim got locked up for hanking in Time Square and someone caught him white handed.
by Hanking Harold January 1, 2025
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Hank Hilling

Hank Hilling (verb, slang):
1. To display a strong, almost stubborn sense of responsibility, work ethic, and pride in practical tasks such as lawn care, grilling, or home maintenance.
2. To approach everyday chores with the seriousness of a full-time job, especially yard work, fixing things “the right way,” and lecturing others on proper technique.
3. To embody the mindset of Hank Hill — valuing hard work, respect, tradition, and propane (and propane accessories).

👉 Example 1: “I spent all Saturday Hank Hilling — mowed twice, edged the driveway, and reorganized the tool shed.”
👉 Example 2: “He was Hank Hilling about how nobody respects a solid day’s work anymore.”
👉 Example 1: “I spent all Saturday Hank Hilling — mowed twice, edged the driveway, and reorganized the tool shed.”
👉 Example 2: “He was Hank Hilling about how nobody respects a solid day’s work anymore.”
by Norm frihole August 30, 2025
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HOMEWRECKER HANK

1) A short guy named Hank with a clownlike curly mullet who somehow manages to go on Secret Dates with his partner's best friends.

2) A term used to describe a sloppy goof who seems to get away with things even though everyone finds him really annoying and cringe
"bro you gotta stop being a homewrecker Hank, we're not gonna have any friends left soon"
by Swampi August 27, 2025
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stank on your hank

when a person with a vagina puts said vagina on your neck, therefore creating a stank (a smelly smell that sort of smells… smelly…) on the area that was covered with previously mentioned vagina
dude did you just get some?? you’ve got some stank on your hank.

I can smell the stank on your hank from all the way over here, you dirty dog.
by arytna February 25, 2023
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Hank the tank

the males ejaculation being so intense that it shoots out like like a tank/bullet shot
Last night I came so hard I gave her the ol hank the tank
by anonymous March 10, 2024
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Hank Hill syndrome

Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.
"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."
by moobm'n May 26, 2023
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Hank

Noun. When she is being a ho and a skank. She is being a Hank.

Hank derives its meaning from the combination of the word ho which means n. A prostitute and the word skank which means n. A sleazy or unpleasant person

Me: Please don't invite Regina to the party.

Friend: why shouldn't I invite her?
Me: because she is a total Hank
Her Dad's name is Hank and so is she.
by Bee Rye N Mirrors February 17, 2021
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