Justin Hawkins

Fuckin gorgeous 27 yaer old man with the nicest arse this side of the universe. Has a flaming tattoo on his crotch area

All hail the almighty Justin and his hot rod

by Heather Cooper November 11, 2003

Steven Hawkins

A common, and stupid, misspelling of the name Steven Hawking, the famous British physicist with ALS.

Guy1: "Steven Hawkins is very well known for his discovery and development of the theory of Hawking radiation"
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"

A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal

by wagdar March 31, 2009

chicken hawk

Cowards who support wars (mostly unjust ones) while they themselves dodged the draft to avoid military service, they are a disgrace

chicken hawk is a coward, they are mostly bible thumping conservatives but there have been a few liberal one too
includes but does not limit to:
Rush Limbaugh
Mitt Romney
Dick Cheney
George W Bush
Bill Clinton
Newt Gingrich
Ted Nugent

by fedupwithallofit December 10, 2012

black hawk

A sexual act were a black chick is giving head to a guy while taking it in the back as she give two people handjobs

damn yo that chick looked like a hawk when we did that shit. Booya Black Hawk!!!

by D-Munk May 24, 2008

tony hawk

a pretty damn good skater, but not the god of skateboarding, sorry to say

tony hawk is the man, but danny way can kick his ass

by wouldnt you like to know December 29, 2003

cougar hawk

Young man who is typically rejected by women his own age and is extra courteous and well mannered when attempting to bag a cougar.

Once all the eye candy was gone, the leftovers of the night mingled in the bar until closing time---a few cougar hawks, a whole bunch of cougars, and a couple of dirty hookers.

by SexiVanessi October 27, 2009

Hawkeyes

A group of narcissistic Iowans who, for reasons of low ego and lack of self-esteem, identify themselves as being somehow attached to the University of Iowa athletics program. This would work, were it not for the fact that so few Hawkeyes actually went to the University of Iowa.
Widely known for their ability to talk shit and come up with outlandish excuses when their precious football team chokes, usually upon cocks.

"So, you're from Iowa? You one of those Hawkeyes?"
"No way, I have more self-respect than that."

by rocket_scientist September 12, 2012