groting

When you're having extreme hardcore sex with someone

"Bill I walked in on Lisa and Alexander last night and they were fuckimg groting dude"

by The only and only J-Dizzle September 13, 2016

groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day

My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.

by somire August 24, 2016

Groin Strain

An injury sustained during sport activity whereby another player fouls the ball holder by yanking their penis in an effort to make them drop the ball.

The injury could also be incurred by allowing a midget to swing from the flaccid penis like they are Tarzan.

He got a groin strain when a player from the other team gave him a willy tug! It will take weeks for that groin strain to heal itself back together internally!

by Casej.music January 29, 2017

Groin Nipple

A penis small enough to resemble a nipple on a man's crotch area.

'Dude everyone seen those Snapchats you sent to Jacinta last night, total groin nipple!'

by TheDonFada May 4, 2017

grobongous

Cool

My shirt is grobongous

by Redsoxnayshon December 13, 2017

Grobanshum

A type of fag or gay person that prefers animal sex

Grobanshum- man fuck horse or cat

by Arthedolotrist May 24, 2018

Groin Soil

The soiled mark on a chair between ones legs.

oh my look at the state of the groin soil on that chair

by davehide August 17, 2018