Griff-core

When you exhibit or do something so griffith coded

Person1: omg xqc is flexing his watch on twitter, i hope he gets osteoarthritis!
Person 2: wow that’s so griff-core

by Afghost August 9, 2023

Griffinitarianism

The religion based on Peter Griffin

Person 1: I believe in Griffinitarianism
Person 2: Same
Both: Nehehehehehehehe

by Steven Griffin II September 27, 2023

Thrift Gift

A thing you pull from your own room and give away because you never use it and forgot to get a real gift.

"I forgot Tim's birthday ... I need to stop by my house and get a thrift gift real quick."

"I totally was thrift gifted this dirty Troll doll!"

by Grady Bunch September 12, 2009

Onside gift

A gift purchased for a Yankee Swap or similar random gift exchange program which the owner attempts to end up with him/herself.

As the only one who likes coffee, Joe bringing that espresso for the Yankee Swap was a total onside gift.

by Thom Brandy December 20, 2010

Dutch Gift Basket

The act of a female beagle jumping up on your lap, sitting down for some lovin', procedes to fart and walk away.

I think penny just gave me a dutch gift basket

by headstrong May 18, 2013

anniversorry gift

The more expensive gift you're forced to buy your girlfriend or wife after you forget your anniversary.

Todd: What did you get Marissa for your anniversary?
Mike: Well, I was going to just buy some flowers but I spaced and forgot to get anything. So I ended up buying a ring as an anniversorry gift and now I'm out $600.

by Miodragon October 16, 2013

Canadian gift basket

when a man accidentally orgasms in his pants.

Brad gave himself a Canadian gift basket during his lap dance at the strip club.

by Street sweeper April 11, 2015