Bum Grapes

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

by Tom May 2, 2003

greatest band ever

Title bestowed on the latest cookie-cutter nü-something band by ignorant MTV obsessed neophytes who know nothing about music, while failing to realize that earlier, and greater, bands influenced the latest crop of down-tuned power-chording hair farmers, and even greater artists influenced them, and so on.

Bands that do not qualify for the title "greatest band ever":

Anything recorded after 1980

End of list. Sorry if you're butt-hurt, but it's true.

by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008

pearly gates

Another term for vagina.

Joe knew he was in Heaven after penetrating the pearly gates.

by Lurker February 26, 2004

Grate Cheese

The act of masturbating quickly and furiously.

"That strip bar was great, but now I've got to go grate cheese"

by gratecheese December 3, 2011

Gratisfaction

Gratisfaction is a feeling of contentment associated with getting something for nothing. From the word Gratis meaning without charge or payment combined with satisfaction gives once a feeling of gratisfaction.

Gary was overcome with a feeling of gratisfaction when his freebie arrived courtesy of Gratisfaction UK

by DanceYrselfClean March 5, 2015

eternally grateful

When you owe explicit favors

He paid her rent, car payment, and credit card bills. She was eternally grateful, if you know what I mean...

by Cpfjr January 17, 2018

handful of grapes

A handful of yo man's balls

Brittany reached down Dustin's pants, and got a handful of grapes.

by Dimebag Harrell June 27, 2008