A term of general miscontempt for an individual as a result of their stupidity and/or general existence
by JD90210 May 15, 2011
Get the goober mug.1. A rare specimen of Kosher man-meat most easily identified by an unruly mop of hair, also known as a "Jew Fro."
2. A highly skilled bass player whose abilities also extend to removing Rold Gold Pretzel Holds whilst simultaneously popping addy's and smoking fatty's on the Roof of Death.
3. An aggressor in the bedroom, the sexual partner of the Gooberman is often seen roaming the streets of midtown New York, decorated with skin discolorations of the hickie and S&M origin.
origin: Israel/Hebrew/The Holy LAnd
2. A highly skilled bass player whose abilities also extend to removing Rold Gold Pretzel Holds whilst simultaneously popping addy's and smoking fatty's on the Roof of Death.
3. An aggressor in the bedroom, the sexual partner of the Gooberman is often seen roaming the streets of midtown New York, decorated with skin discolorations of the hickie and S&M origin.
origin: Israel/Hebrew/The Holy LAnd
Example 1
Man walks into barber shop and says "Hey Mr Barber, give me "The Gooberman."
Barber takes a fat hit and blows a shotty directly into the man's mop while ruffling it with his hands and massaging a mixture of Dewars and PBR into his scalp.
Example 2:
Girl One: "Hey Girl 2, what is that texas sized hickie on your neck?!?"
Girl Two: "Oh nothing, I Just got Gooberman'd again last night."
Man walks into barber shop and says "Hey Mr Barber, give me "The Gooberman."
Barber takes a fat hit and blows a shotty directly into the man's mop while ruffling it with his hands and massaging a mixture of Dewars and PBR into his scalp.
Example 2:
Girl One: "Hey Girl 2, what is that texas sized hickie on your neck?!?"
Girl Two: "Oh nothing, I Just got Gooberman'd again last night."
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Goober is a term used to describe the penis. This term was made popular in the early 1990's by two of the coolest cousins in south mississippi.
my ole lady was so mad at me i thought she was gonna kick me in the goober.
man did u see that fight? that guy kicked travis in the goober.
man did u see that fight? that guy kicked travis in the goober.
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