glitched

to be under the influence of alcohol, and marijuana at the same time or as some would say stoned and drunk.

-being under the influence of any other drug does not count as being 'glitched'

-and you can only be glitched if you are under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the SAME TIME.

-you cant just take one hit and be a little buzzed to be glitched, you have to be drunk off your ass and baked out of your fucking mind.

dude 1: you tryin to drive me to the 7/11 for some munchies?

dude 2: naww man i cant im glitched as fuuuck.

(we dont support drunk driving EVER!!!)

by camfletch November 5, 2010

goatchoker

the act of gripping your purple headed warrior so hard he burps blood out of his mushroom cap.

Steamboat Willy sat in the engine room of the boat because he's a filthy goatchoker. He didn't want the other boys and girls to see him wacking his billy club with a cockring and peacock feathers.

by Sally mae March 6, 2003

life glitch

The occurrence when one lags because of a bad connection, gets out of the map, or screen looks in real life (rl). A life glitch can not occur while playing vid3o g4mes because vg's don't exist. Life glitchers only play one game, life. Also known as being under the influence of h4x. Bad connections in R.L are very common life glitches. One in four people die in America being life glitched.

"Lolz I love hunting bears!" Dave
"I would like it a lot better if you werent looking at my screen the whole time" Tom
"Its not my fault that your internet connection is from walmart and your lagging so much you can hardly shoot. Looks like your life glitching" Dave
"Bite my h4x, lolz man" Tom

by Count H4X November 8, 2007

gitch

a curd of the two words gay bitch or gitch, originating from emma last month

Emma your such a Gitch

by Megarticus July 26, 2006

Glitch

Something in a certain popular other-reality based movie to loosely patch over glaring holes in the plot.

Deja-vu means there's a glitch in the matrix, Keanu, you cardboard cut out of an actor!

by Pauly T November 13, 2003

Glitch in The Matrix

Hiring Keanau Reeves to play the lead role

The only glitch in the Matrix is the lack of acting on the part of the main character

by Jonesys November 9, 2004

gitch

The unfortunate phenomenon when you are unable to shower, clean, wash, or freshen up your private parts, and the resultant stench that occurs. Gitch comes in both male and female forms and is nasty and gitchful regardless of sex. The longer you go without washing, or the more strenuous activity you perform (such as exercise), the stronger your gitch will be.

"Man, I haven't had a shower in 3 days and my balls are FULL of the gitch"

"Even just sitting here, I can get wind of my own gitch it is that bad"

by Dave MacVicar November 16, 2005