New Zealand Goat Farmer

Background:
It’s a known stereotype that farmers in New Zealand experiment with bestiality, especially with goats, this sexual technique can be used when someone wants to have the sensation of having sex with livestock but doesn’t want to commit bestiality.

Definition:
When a man and woman engage in dogie style or anal sex. The man precedes to grip and squeeze the woman’s breasts (like he’s milking a goat) while she makes sounds mimicking a goat. This could also be with two females or two males (one with man boobs)

Woman: Gosh my tits are sore, that’s the last time I let him try the New Zealand Goat Farmer

by Dingle123 January 4, 2009

Boston Field Goal

It's when you bang a girl then punt her cat shortly after

my friend-"I gave sam a boston field goal"
me- "oh so thats why mittens is missing"

by ColinS October 18, 2006

goatse man

Name given to the man posing in the picture on goatse.cx which consists of a man ripping his posterior apart.

Aiigh! The Goatse man has blinded me!

by Falconrath August 13, 2003

Space Goat

A pejorative term for the Draenei, a playable race from the World of Warcraft video game. The nickname is earned by the fictitious humanoids because they possess horns and a leg structure reassembling that of goats, along with an overall appearance and lore which is very science fiction-esque compared to the aesthetics of other playable WoW races.

I rolled a space goat cause belfs are fuckin' gay.

by rma56 November 4, 2010

Scrote Goat

A pubic goatee found on a male's scrotum.

"Hey, I like your goatee."

"Oh yeah? You should see my scrote goat!"

by Ashton Francis November 24, 2005

Goalie

The guy in your office that can't score and makes damn sure you dont either.

Spence is a goalie everytime we go out.

by Dani Tristan September 19, 2005

goatbag

The act of putting a goat's scrotum in another persons mouth.

Shut up or I'll goatbag you

by Killfall December 9, 2009