Glumping

The act of 2 people rubbing their asses together, nude, while shitting at the same time.

Yeah when we were glumping last night it made a bit of a brown hot dog in the middle.

by profeser.munt March 28, 2024

Glumping

Having sex with someone who is borderline retarded / very autistic.

“Yo, you ever glumped before?”
“I did some glumping last night, its fucking awesome.”

by diaperman March 29, 2024

Glumping

Filling a girls pussy with jello and cooling it letting the jello set, then having sex with your girl glumping her pussy. You then proceed to eat the remains like a Jell-O shot

I got so high with my girl last night we tried glumping it was so goopy and tasted yummy

by Eatmyass247 March 30, 2024

Glump score

The amount of ball pit balls (usually 2 inches in diameter) one can put inside their rectum. At least half of a ball must be inside for it to count. Someone can have up to 2 glump scores depending on whether the balls are lubricated or not.

Guy 1: Hey bro! What's your glump score?
Guy 2: I've gotten 20 dry, but with lube i'm able to get up to 30.

by Lighty2TF April 2, 2024

Glumpikin

Having sex with a pumpkin.

Usually a moldy, and fuzzy pumpkin, but that's optional.

Has to be a carved pumpkin.

"Bro, I'm so horny, I could go for a glumpikin."

by Garrett Schinken April 6, 2024

Glumped

Extensively baked.

(In extreme cases - Giga-glumped).

"You alright?"

"Yeah man I'm just glumped"

by MC Bunion April 7, 2024

Glumpinkin

Having sex with a pumpkin

-The pumpkin has to be moldy

-The pumpkin has to be carved

"Bro, I'm so horny I could go for a glumpinkin."

by Я ненавижу ты лил ниггер April 10, 2024