Gaubert

A human who prefers Squirrel meat above all else. An active hunter feared by the squirrel community at large. Rejects the notion that squirrels are frolicking, happy creatures meant for joy - not barbecue.

After he moved into the neighborhood, you don’t see squirrels around here no more. That dude is totally a Gaubert.

Look at that squirrel go! He must’ve seen a Gaubert!

by Thallion 1 November 14, 2017

gerber patch

A tiny baby fine patch of hair that remains toward the front of a balding mans head

Yo, that dude is sporting a nice gerber patch!

by Mugby0914 December 22, 2017

Garborator

The lowest thot in a group

You are a garborator

by Alecsawesome June 3, 2018

Gabberer

Someone who gabs and talks about stuff nonstop

She's a total gabberer she won't shut up about all the gossip she hears.

by Faerfax June 12, 2018

Gerber Virgin

A limp dick cuck who nuts out a kid just so he can say hes a dad.

Dave is a Gerber Virgin because has no idea how to raise a kid and doesnt even want a kid but was told its what most people do so he knocked his girl up.

by jp111 July 21, 2018

Gerbering

The act of stunnin. Lying about something you dont have or about something you have not done. Mainly used in North Texas in the hispanic community.

Miguel was gerbering about having an F-450 along with a 20 acre ranch typical Gerber.

by Caguamon July 24, 2018

Gerber

A Male or Female who eat’s and smells like baby food, and acts like a bratty child who was spoiled by there parents to much.

Dude This annoying kid is acting like a total Gerber he should keep his mouth shut when he eats.

by Ilickthecoldones October 9, 2018