cum guilt

When a girl makes you feel guilty for cumming in/on her

Her: "I feel so gross now that you have cum in me."
Him: "Wow, way to make me feel cum guilt."

by DickTrick March 6, 2011

Guilt Fuck

To have sex with someone (whom you presumably dislike) with the intention of calling them in 3 months claiming to have contracted a minor STD.

This may be generally considered a passive aggressive version of the ever popular Hate Fuck.

Man, I totally just guilt fucked my ex. I hope she buys that she gave me the herp.

by ghost_brigade February 8, 2009

Historical Guilt

The feeling of great shame, regret and/or sadness for a historical moment or something that happened in the past.

"Bro, there are way too many black people in this country."

"I concur, I am feeling some serious historical guilt for america' slave trade decisions."

by LOLDudes March 5, 2013

guiltify

the act of making someone feel guilty

Guy 1: Dude, I dumped that chick yesterday, but she totally started crying to guiltify me.

Guy 2: That's some crazy chizz, man.

Gyu 3: Totes.

by xcheesycow January 21, 2011

male guilt

The male equivalent of white guilt.

Both male guilt and white guilt refer to when an individual feels guilt over atrocities that he himself did not commit, but were committed by individuals who look like him.

See also: guilturbation.

I am not responsible for the men of the 15th century making life a living hell for women.

And I am not responsible for the men today who choose to become serial rapists.

So stop trying to pin a bunch of male guilt on me. I am a human individual, and I am a good person. So you can take your guilt-trip and place it wayyyyy up into your butthole.

by durpthesecond May 12, 2022

Penis Guilt

When you have sex with a woman, but have no intention of dating her at all. The actual guilt comes in when you encounter this random piece of ass much later, and while thinking of the sex, can;t think of anything to say. You walk away with a boner and a feeling in your stomach that your a horrible person.

"Damn dude, remember Danielle? I ran into her the other day out in front of Trader Joes, and she just kept going on and on, but i couldn;t get her to STFU. It was a serious moment of penis guilt.

What did you do?

Went inside, bought some malomars and went on with my day."

by MagusJ September 27, 2009

historical guilt

The outpouring of sympathy for past transgressions that most times don't have anything to do with current generations. Take example the idea that Christians are pressured into feeling sorrow or guilt for the Holy Crusades in the middle ages. Or another example is the actual celebration of "Black History Month", a reverse-racist idea that was brought on by Black Supremacists that wished to "get back" at the entire white American population for hundreds of years of oppression. By badgering the media with propaganda and moving speeches enabled racist blacks to attain "Black History Month" by using "Historical Guilt". Another example still is the actual foundation of the state of Israel, which was brought upon by pressure of Zionists that seeking sympathy from the horrors of the Holocaust. The United States as well as the rest of the International community owed nothing to the survivors as well as subsequent generations of Holocaust survivors, yet the "Historical Guilt" plagued them to open their checkbooks.

Black History Month
Israel
The Holy Crusades

3 fitting examples of "Historical Guilt" that dumb people feel an attatchment to, even though the past transgressions had absolutely nothing to do with them.

by asilaydyingrules February 21, 2007