Fat Goff

A little rugby player that breaks my iPod and takes it in the pooper.

Syn. DS Goff

Shut up, Fat Goff. And stop breaking my iPod.

by Will February 14, 2005

groff

An internet radio talk show host that could beat up Imus and Limbaugh in a sickening display of verbal machismo.

The Michael Groff Show rocked tonight!

by Aztecia September 26, 2007

goffed

to have let off excess wind through the anus

"Cyril mate have you goffed?"

by The Heed December 20, 2006

Geffing

Trying to get attention in a way that makes you look simply retarted.

When it was freaking cold like siberia outside, Becky was wearing short sleeves and was constantly repeating "It's Hot!!". That bitch geffing like shit!

by Boberyy September 1, 2012

Geoffrey

A Geoffrey is an incident that is clumsy, not well thought through and usually results in upset.

Accidentally squirts ketchup on a clean shirt. Damn it, I've done a Geoffrey.
clumsy

by Mogalbear May 22, 2016

geof

a short dude with a fairly long dick.most people around him has seen it and say it must be a kickstand for him.

I saw geof in the bedroom last night and he used his weiner as a kickstand,wow thats talented

by wickedglongcock February 15, 2010

goff

noun. A very passive agressive person who manipulates situations to make themselves look like the victim when they are, in fact, the instigator.

verb. To 'goff' someone is to be a goff (n) towards them, i.e. to make them the target of passive agressive activity.

noun. You're going to post anonymous insults on Livejournal? Don't be such a goff!

verb. After Jane dumped Michael, she totally goffed him by telling everyone he'd left her.

by Sarah Keebs August 29, 2005