fucktard 

A stronger insult than "retard," and slightly more vulgar. This phrase can be used to refer to individuals or objects of concern in a vulgar manner. It is a shortened form of Fucking Retard often used on the internet.
See Fucktarded

That fucktard stole my bike!

fucktard by Justforyou. April 23, 2005

Fucktard 

Another more exciting word for insulting people such as retard, stupid, and dumbass

Kayla: I love cheese
Amber: your such a Fucktard

Fucktard by **A-m-A-n-D-a** June 8, 2005

Fucktard 

The shortened way to say "fucking retard". Someone who is a complete, well...retard. Used to describe idiots of all varieties, including but not limited to: Myspace whores, every boss you've ever had, your parents, The Jonas Bothers, people who never leave the /b/ forum, and Mrs.Pacman.

My uncle ran into the screen door once, he looked like a fucktard.

Some girl: Can you believe he asked me out again?
Some girl's friend: After cheating on you? What an idiot.
Some girl: I know, what a fucktard.

Fucktard by frogy8thefly May 6, 2009

fucktardery

the highest level of bullshit, the ultimate clusterfuck, and something that truly goes beyond all rhyme, reason, definition of sanity, logic, rationality, or anything that remotely resembles functionality

Why is the President Elect nearly getting us killed with his Twitter account?

I don't fucking know. It's complete fucktardery.

fucktardery by Letterstogestapo December 8, 2016

fucktard 

A contraction of the words fucking and retard. Used to negatively describe a person, place, event, or thing. Note that all fucktards are assclowns, although not all assclowns are fucktards.

(1) Saddam Hussein is a total fucktard.
(2) That song was fucktarded.

fucktard by BasharTeg March 7, 2003

funtard 

A retard that's fun to be with. Typically a close friend acting under the influence of alcohol.

Sheree, you funtard, stop stirring your own puke.

funtard by Soapeh September 5, 2008

suck-fucktard 

refers to a person who is fucked up and acting like a retard, and really, really sucks.

Jane: "Oh my god, DeeDee was being a total suck-fucktard last night! I was so embarrassed to be seen with her."

Betty: "Yeah, she has the tendency to behave that way."

suck-fucktard by Jennifiend April 20, 2007