Fuckityknockers!

An expression of extreme annoyance or frustration.

"Oh fuckityknockers, I've lost me wallet!"

by Claire December 2, 2003

fuckwit

a witless person who cudn't really giv a fcuk about anythin in life includin breathing,walkin,talkin,takin a bath etc etc!

the big fat sweaty non breathing (dead) delinquent didnt quite have the wit to fcuk!

by Mr t. urd September 5, 2003

get your fuckwit on

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.

1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!

by mr marszalek December 27, 2008

fuckwit

idiot moron stupid fucktard

Freddie farty-face is such a fuckwit!

by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART August 17, 2008

fuckwit

Pertaining to a specific personality that is self absorbed, as well as self righteous. Fuckwits SOMETIMES have good personality traits, but are earmarked by personallity flaws such as(but not limited to):
ego issues
honesty issues
self worth issues
fake happiness issues
temporary happiness issues
illicit drug issues
legal issues
domestic issues
failure issues
abandonment issues
inflated ego issues

That fuckwit doesn't even know who he even is or what's best for him because he has such little faith in himself, rightfully so because of his issues.
That fuckwit needs guidance and help.
That fuckwit doesn't understand the quality of which life can be because her issues.
That fuckwit could use some guidance and love.
That fuckwit had better straighten up before he fucks his life up even more.
That fuckwit needs to find someone who truly makes him happy and want to not be fuckwit.
That fuckwit has potential that he flashes down the toilet everyday because of his 'woe is me' attitude.
That fuckwit is not a horrible person, just very lost.
Fuckwits can change, if they give up there fuckwit ways.
Fuckwits are usually good people with a bad past who need extra TLC to get out of the fuckwit life style.
I don't care if that fuckwit wants to be with me or not, the fuckwit needs someone who is willing to make them not be a fuckwit.
Remember fuckwits, you have to love yourself before you can love anybody else.
Hey fuckwit, treat yourself with some respect.
Hey fuckwit, you only deserve the respect that you give.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

fuckwit

Verb. abbreviation for "fuck with".

"Yo, don't fuckwit my shit."
"We goin cross town to fuckwit these bitches."

by jdwiskey1978 December 28, 2005

fuckwittage

A word the meaning of is only known to one person in the town of crewe... though most of the residents have heard it.
Used to break an uncomfortable silence or to annoy old people.

*points a random* FUCKWITTAGE!

by kylek01 May 5, 2007