Being extremely fucked, to the point where fucked is not a sufficient description of the circumstance.
Guy One: My girlfriend’s pregnant; I’m totally ass fucked.
Guy Two: If you had ass fucked you wouldn’t be in this problem
Guy Two: If you had ass fucked you wouldn’t be in this problem
by RichardNixonRocks December 29, 2007
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the kid's don't have school today i'm fucked!
oh no there's jenny i'm fucked!
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the kid's don't have school today i'm fucked!
oh no there's jenny i'm fucked!
by LesCrapp May 27, 2006
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Relating to the terms Fail and Epic Fail, this statement Is used when things go horribly wrong, like the Russians firing a nuke at themselves.
Russian ICBM Guidance Officer: Sir, the missile is not heading for America.
Russian Commander: Well where is it heading to?
Guidance Officer: Us, Sir.
Commander: Oh, fuck me.
Russian Commander: Well where is it heading to?
Guidance Officer: Us, Sir.
Commander: Oh, fuck me.
by ARazgriz25@gmail.com June 24, 2011
Get the Oh, Fuck me. mug.1. Adj. When one crosses the boundary of stupid and seems as if the person is a goner when it comes to seeming normal in society.
2. Verb. When one confuses another to the point of brain shutdown causing massive stupidity.
2. Verb. When one confuses another to the point of brain shutdown causing massive stupidity.
1. (Kid air boxes in front of his mirror and accidentally makes contact causing the glass to shatter.)
"This kid is Mentally Fucked."
2. J: "Wassup Dre?"
Dre: "Nothing much just going to look out for the blue areas to avoid being crashed into by private jets due to hp laptops downloading tiger porn."
J: "Wait hold up,, wait . WTF??"
(This kid was just Mentally Fucked.)
"This kid is Mentally Fucked."
2. J: "Wassup Dre?"
Dre: "Nothing much just going to look out for the blue areas to avoid being crashed into by private jets due to hp laptops downloading tiger porn."
J: "Wait hold up,, wait . WTF??"
(This kid was just Mentally Fucked.)
by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012
Get the Mentally Fucked mug.1) literally the act of deep penetration through any orfice, that is deep enough to contact a sphincter of any kind.
2)A meaning of severe mis-fourtune or bad luck, extremely worse than just being screwed, or fucked, or fucked dry.
2)A meaning of severe mis-fourtune or bad luck, extremely worse than just being screwed, or fucked, or fucked dry.
A)Holly shit man, did you see that girl get sphincter fucked, i can't believe she took all 14 inches of that!
B)Damn IRS, they really sphincter fucked me this year!
B)Damn IRS, they really sphincter fucked me this year!
by IrishEyez October 13, 2005
Get the Sphincter fucked mug.dude #1 "dude, I totally just had the most life changing shit ever, I was pushing so fucking hard, all my blood went downstairs, giving me a boner, so I couldn't piss straight, now it's all over my nanas bathroom, plus, I still can't get this shit out!"
dude #2 "you're so fucked"
dude #2 "you're so fucked"
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