turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.

Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!

by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017

Faecal Freckles

The little bits of shit that stubbornly stick to the toilet bowl

I got the blame for the faecal freckles again but Lily did it not me!

by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

scorched freckle

When you've eaten too much chilli and the next day your bum is burning

Hey Johnny, I had the best chilli last night but fuck me... this morning ive got a scorched freckle !

by frecklemonster June 8, 2019

penis freckles

when a ginger has freckles on his groin area

omg tiffany, i was about to give nathan a blowjob, and then i saw he had so many penis freckles! oh yeah, and his dick's small.

by dildofart69 November 30, 2020

minty.freckle

the best mutual ever. she's so talented and amazing and swag i love her so muchhhh

" Did you see minty.freckle's new video? "
" YEAH it was so cool "

by bonez.jpeg April 1, 2021

Sack freckle

The irrelevance of a freckle right on your sack. You know it's there but nobody cares

"Whatever you say, Sack Freckle"

by SharkBait555 July 5, 2021

Polish Freckle

A shit spot on the forehead.

Is that a Polish Freckle? Who taught you how to wipe?

by Pseudodymrod September 7, 2021