baggage handlers forearm

The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)

Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.

I was up all night bumming your mum and now my cock's like a baggage handlers forearm.

by murty murt August 23, 2006

forward man

A forward man is someone who is employed to lead a particular job, but is so inherently lazy that he simply forwards everything on to someone else to do. Characterised by a large index finger on his mouse hand and can be found either in his room or the toilet hiding. Sometimes emails can be forwarded before they are actually sent.

Person A: Where is the guy meant to be leading on this?

Person B: He is hiding in the toilet but told me to do it instead!

Person A: I can't believe it, he is a total forward man.

by Mr Bar Stard June 4, 2013

forger

One who forces unwanted trash on others, all the while avoiding any work by the men’s of complaining about everything they have to do.

Yesterday we another unit gave us the forger and we had to pick up all their slack.

by Arsenal 7 November 14, 2017

going forward

When a woman goes face first into a blowjob

The other day I was out to lunch with Amber and she totally pulled a nosedive under the t.able and showed me that she was going forward

by Bill Hinrichsen December 16, 2006

Fogarty

A classic example of a douchebag in highschool who has a total disregard for social norms. Often disliked by majority of people but still seems to think he is the top dog.

Dom: Dude, did you see what that guy in year 10 did to the guy in senior?
Michael: No what happened?
Dom: He taped the guys hands to his face and filled his blazer pockets with liquid soap.
Michael: That guy is such a Fogarty.

by Borgothegreat. September 4, 2010

fougar

An older woman (cougar) who stalks younger men primarily through facebook in order to get laid.

Ms. Stevens poked John last night -- in more ways than one! Man, that woman is such a fougar.

by L.T.I. December 20, 2009

forgainst

Coined by democratic presidential candidate John Kerry during his 2004 campaign.

I have one stance against the war in Iraq. I'm forgainst it.

by Critz_MLF October 2, 2004