Malcolm Layne Forbes

How you remember to spell his name is there are two L’s cause he’s a double loser. His middle name also rhymes with lame.

Malcolm Layne Forbes is the human equivalent of soggy fake bread.

by The best person ever November 22, 2022

as your father i expressly forbid it

The act of a father figure, of which you don't have, forbidding something.

dad: AS YOUR FATHER I EXPRESSLY FORBID IT
kid: fine ill ask mom

by human i think February 1, 2023

forbidden fruit

any vagina you are not "legally" allowed to be inside

I wish I could bang her, but she's too young, she's got that forbidden fruit

by Wozy May 27, 2018

Forced Family Climate Bonding

Spending large amounts of time with family, especially children, due to adverse weather conditions that cause closures of schools, work, etc. Normally, this "quality time" soon turns to anarchy and a need for Wine or other booze for the parental units. Usually abbreviated FFCB.

After the fourth straight day without school, the FFCB (Forced Family Climate Bonding) was too much for her to handle and the children were given up for adoption immediately.

by schtingmon February 20, 2011

forboded on

When a film obviously and unsubtlely reveals the plot of that film's sequel or a coming plot twist to the viewing audience. Takes an indirect object.

"You just got forboded on!!" - audience member as Officer Gordon hands Batman the Joker card at the end of /Batman Begins/

by gunslanger October 1, 2011

foobed

when large-chested ladies drop food on their boobs and/or lean over a plate of food and put their boob in it on accident.

"Dude, whats that on your shirt?"
"The sour cream was piled high, i reached for a napkin and foobed myself."

by marybee February 29, 2008

forted

moted + fort. When someone builds a fort, usually out of couch pillows, to block access from another person. person b was not just moted, they were forted

Damn....Nicole just built a fort around B. That is beyond moted. He just got forted!!!

by space roach October 28, 2008