pork flute

Cock, dick, prick, schlong, schvantz, putz, etc.

Ms. Giovinetti plays great pork flute!

by pentozali September 6, 2011

douche flute

any vape, e-cigarette, or device used for smoking juice

“aye bro can i hit your douche flute?”
“nah bro ski”
“please bro one more hit bro bro”

by kailmer July 22, 2019

Purple Flute

An penis that has been severely injured, thereby causing swelling and discoloration. In particular, this injury causes said penis to turn of a purple/magenta color due to bruising. Moreover, pain is excessive and the injury may be long term.

We have to show the doctor your purple flute!

by Pheloneas January 13, 2008

Sexually Fluent

A sexual person that smoothly flows from one sexual experience to the next.

I'm not bisexual. I'm sexually fluent.

by Saharrah Naimah April 7, 2015

New Orleans jazz flute

when a man wearing a mardi gras mask sticks mardi gras beads in his ass then wraps them around his dick. After that the girl pees on it and has to suck them clean while rubbing the beads around his dick.(can be repeated)

That nasty chick over there had me do the New Orleans jazz flute. It was disgusting.

by theeurbandictionary May 25, 2010

beef flume

what Adam Corrola likes to call a vagina.

"your mom is a beef flume."

by renee July 26, 2003

Flube

The lube and other matter mixture that is expelled from the anus after anal sex with lubricant into the underwear you just put on.

Last night, after my pimp drilled my hole, I flubed all over my boxers.

by addisonfl July 3, 2006