Flaccitude

A state of extreme lassitude so intense that nothing is possible. Can affect any gender.

Guy 1: Dude, you've been binge watching for two days straight. Let's hit the taco place and find some cute chicks!
Guy 2: ommmphhh.. I can't. I'm experiencing flaccitude and can't move. You go without me.

by zandwich September 26, 2017

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Flaccitude is the state of being tired and at the same time being unable to get an erection. The combination of the two problems together, would strongly suggest that you were suffering from this condition.

Ever since I caught the flu, I've had no energy at all. It seems I can't even get the hard on anymore. I feel pretty certain that I'm suffering from flaccitude.

by pipesucker March 9, 2018

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flocious

When you have a groovy flow

All the hippies had a flocious vibe during the disco.

by Hsysjshsnsokabs May 12, 2018

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flockette

Flockette- A female wook who likes Pigeons Playing Ping Pong

Man did you smell that Flockette, she hasn't taken a shower since Dome 2010

by Coo Commander November 28, 2018

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Flock-Block

Flock-Block, is the romantic version of a Cock-Block

Person 1: {to person 2} ...so I was wondering if y-
Person 3 (not part of the convo): hey, person 1 ... I need to talk to you for a second

Person 1: {whispering to person three} dude, stop being such a Flock-Block everytime I talk to person 2

by Angry raccoon December 8, 2018

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