Floo Network

In the Harry Potter books, it's what wizard use to get from place to place. They throw some Floo Powder into their fireplace and say the name of the location in which they wish to travel. This is not the only form of transportation though, as wizards also use Apparition, Portkeys, and Broomsticks, flying Ford Anglia cars, flying motorcycles, and Thestrals.

Let's use the Floo Network to get to Diagon Ally today. I'm too lazy to apparate.

by HP FAN. August 1, 2011

flooder

A person who posts updates on Facebook so frequently that your newsfeed is literally flooded with their uninteresting statuses, photos, and videos.

"Dammit! I added a flooder on Facebook. She seemed so normal in person!"

by sc701 September 5, 2013

preparing for the flood

The act of wearing high waters.

*nerd walks by wearing high waters*

Yo, check out that nerd! I bet he's preparing for the flood!

by zachnnn December 12, 2008

Meat Flood

You are fucking a diseased, underachieved slut bucket in the shitter, and then all of the sudden she releases her bowels causing her to shit corn chowder out both ends of her asshole. You are so shocked, so petrified, that it gives you a strange turn-on, which causes you to keep fucking that filthy, stool stained can.

Oh damn, this stupid hoe just had a meat flood. Oh well, guess I'll just keep fucking.

by Somebody March 31, 2005

floodle

a ho that wont admit it

Joe:you floodle
Holly:no im not

by Brian Summers March 10, 2007

flomo

A person acting inattentive on purpose or someone who does not wish to share information with you

David: Yo Andrew what were you talking about?
Andrew: Ef off
David: Andrew you flomo

by gomo/flomo November 21, 2009

open the floodgates

Verb-To bring forth an epic revolution of social justice and freedom of culture.

MAN: God, society is in hell, the impious rule the streets and devils rule the heavens1

GOD: Stand back, for I shall open the floodgates

by Waters-Serenade December 6, 2010