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Face Problem

Term used to describe someone with extreme aesthetic disabilities, although its use is not strictly exclusive to ugly people.

Also used to describe very unlucky people. Like when something bad happens but only to a particular person, he is said to have a face problem because it was only him and no one else had the similiar misfortune.
He was the only person on his paintball team to be shot. The opponents really dont like his face. Poor guy with a face problem.
by Alucrix January 20, 2007
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face sitting

When a woman sits on her partner's face as an act of domination, with one or more of three possible goals: 1. Smothering, breathplay; 2. Scentplay, forced to smell; 3. Forced oral sex.

For 1&2, the sitter may be in any stage of undress. For example, either fully clothed, in panty hose panties or nude.

For 3, most often nude.

It is not uncommon for the sitee to be bound or movement restricted in some way.
She preferred using a smotherbox for face sitting
by pinmedown July 18, 2005
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face card

A face card is a hundred dolla bill, a very hard long stare is a grill. RIP Big L Flamboyant for life
by Ryan Smith October 3, 2003
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Face Drop

A term originated from a Sean Kingston song bearing the same name. This is the action of being awed by the fact that someone who you originally underestimated turned out to be your true love.

"And now I see your face drop, I told you not to leave me alone and now that I got my own, I see your face drop, I told you not to count me out"
After being rejected, Sean's sought after girl had a face drop upon realization they were meant to be together.
by nftylegacy September 29, 2009
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face melting

Visual hallucinations generally induced by good LSD. While tripping, acid users may experience face melting.
Man, the Dude experienced extreme face melting after ingesting the LSD. Must have been good stuff.
by thecarmie February 6, 2015
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face station

A female that frequently gives oral sex.
"AY, let's stop at the face station!" "I thought stacie was out of town."
by rick meaux November 27, 2005
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face noise

Incomprehensible babble. Rambling on and on about nothing. Jibber jabber, esp. when said jibber jabber is really, really annoying.
Ken just made face noise for an hour and I still don't know wtf he was talking about.
by ShoeHater07 November 22, 2006
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