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Foreskin Bacon

To be someone whom is acting like a muppet
Mike Tyson: yo jake your acting like a foreskin bacon
Jake Paul: ay shush before I knocked you tf out.
Mike Tyson: exactly what I mean
by Ryan. De Ieso January 24, 2025
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Mithus Foreskin

Mithus Foreskin; the longest, darkest and most beautiful foreskin known to man, which belongs to a man called Mithus.

Visual Description:
Mithus foreskin is a deep, velvety shade of rich, dark brown that carries the depth and intensity of a moonless night. The color of his foreskin can be likened to the glossy sheen of polished mahogany, smooth yet full of life, with hints of warm undertones—like the glow of amber or the subtle, golden hues of evening light filtering through the trees. It has an almost liquid quality when it catches the light, shifting in tone as he moves, with highlights of copper and bronze that emerge from his foreskin when the sun touches it just right.

His foreskin carries a subtle resilience, as though it is accustomed to the elements and has developed a natural defense over time. In moments of movement, you might notice a graceful shift in its tone, as light reflects off his body in a dance of natural radiance, revealing undertones of gold or a deep, reddish-brown depending on the light. It gives his appearance a powerful, almost magnetic presence, and the feeling that his foreskin tells stories of strength, vitality, and life.
Mithus: "Mithus Foreskin."
by Areeb Bhatti January 2, 2025
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Foreskin licker

An insult used against people who are so fucking annoying that you feel a never ending urge to punch them in the face every time they speak
by Aldis_bin_raider_296 December 13, 2021
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Johnny foreskin

A person named Johnny that has a concerning amount of foreskin
Calakta: I hate foreskin
Johnny foreskin: bitch
Calakta: *gets submerged in foreskin*
Johnny foreskin: die bitch
by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023
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Foreskin Gang

Members of the human race who's members have a hood
Yoo you cut?
Nah Foreskin Gang represent!!
by Aliendemonking April 30, 2023
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foreskin wrinkle

by Dobbleyou May 5, 2024
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Schroedingers foreskin

A Moyle and a baby are trapped in a box. You don't know if the baby has been circumcised or not.
Dude this job interview has got me feeling like schroedingers foreskin.
by Skebopfartcum September 20, 2023
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