Fonky: An adjective used to describe a food that should be crispy - but has adopted a soft texture.
Example: an apple that is normally crispy and should go *Crack* when you bite into it - but it goes *Fonk* instead.
Also used to describe the texture of crackers that are kept in a dry-storage bin with the lid left open. They are fonky.
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Example: an apple that is normally crispy and should go *Crack* when you bite into it - but it goes *Fonk* instead.
Also used to describe the texture of crackers that are kept in a dry-storage bin with the lid left open. They are fonky.
Courtesy of Catarina
Fonky: off-texture
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" These crackers are too crispy. I'm a weirdo and want them to succ succ some moisture so they will get the big fonk."
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