Floor waffle

A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.

Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.

by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022

Floor Grippers

feet

Girl: floor grippers.....for free?

by Waifu!~ September 22, 2022

Floor Wife

A married woman that is so madly in love that she will sleep on the floor with her husband.

Anthony is so hot, I would love to be his floor wife.

by BaumTraumSchaumSaumKaumRaum July 18, 2023

slippy floor

When she gives you a blowjob but instead of swallowing it, she spits it out on the floor

Swallow! Dont give me a slippy floor girl!

by WhyNetflix August 25, 2015

4rd floor

The floor 3 stories up from the 1st floor

MR FRIRND WAS ON THE 4RD FLOOR OF SCHOOL WHEN THE FIRE ALARM WEHNT OFF

by Rill GiktokExcelticus November 22, 2016

Gym Floor

Definition: Flat and crusty, known as Jeays Matz

Some asshole: Have you seen Gym Floor today?

Another asshole: No i haven't yet..

by FBMS May 13, 2019

Second Floor CAM

Second floor CAM is a place where one goes to dread in study, but is rather placed in the midst of the subversion of University life, where the menial task of not living is undermined by the youth struggling to break free from it's role as the university student, struggling to let it's chaos shout out to an empty sky and to embrace life authentically with all it's own subjectivity, it's passions, and it's dreams

STEM kid: Hey you wanna go to second floor CAM to study?
Engineer Ghoul: Nah it's a place for bewildering hooligans to run amok in the holy place of study, I'm trying to achieve a 4.0 so I can live my dreams tomorrow
STEM kid: Ah, you're right as always my superior, let's go somewhere else to spend our time studying.

by Spectacle Society April 10, 2019