fappersack

When a man is fapping his genitals so hard his testicles begin to bounce.

"My fappersack made a large clapping noise after the slams!"

by XxSwagXxxX June 6, 2015

fappersack

When a man is fapping his genitals so hard his testicles begin to bounce.

"My fappersack made a large clapping noise after the slams!"

by XxSwagXxxX June 6, 2015

fappetizer

viewing porn on a small screen (phone) while fapping. usually done in public restrooms, or while on a plane, train, boat, etc.

During his flight, Dan couldn't wait until he landed , so he went to the restroom and had himself a fappetizer.

by his dudliness October 15, 2015

famopp

Opposition coming from your direct or indirect family. Famopp is an abbreviated version of saying Family Opposition. The opposition can be applicable in this context for anything either of your parents or even one of your siblings opposes you on, be it beliefs, values, opinions, etc.

I have some major famopp because I am a christian.

by cobaltdictionary December 2, 2015

fappit

Masturbatory Smartwatch. Similar to Fitbit.

Got a great workout using my Fappit today, says I masturbated for 7 miles.

by urbandicpick April 27, 2016

Fapolooooow

When you've being Boston pancaked and then you perform a goatse only to get a foot inserted in your ass and receive a donkey punch that knocks you out. Then you wake up and look in the mirror to realise you've received a dirty sanchez but no reach around but you still have a rock hard cock so you end up having fap yourself off to finally get off.

Dude.... ive done everything for this client and now I shouldn't have to finish my self off. I've been fapolooooowed.

by Hitchenslap September 4, 2016

Fapping Hysterically

Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.

After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.

I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.

by HotDeuceUniversity August 16, 2016