ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.

I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.

by babouarcher June 30, 2017

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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

The Mexican Experience

The act recieving anal sex while being a taco

"Hey man remember when we gave that girl The Mexican Experience last night?"

by Brianjackedhannah January 24, 2017

Penthesilea Experience

Having your partner ride you in a sexual way (either cowgirl for the extra thrill or missionary position) and whisper sweet nothings into their ear. When her guard is lowered, you whisper the name of her arch nemesis and start the timer to see how much time can you hold on (or survive).

Guy 1: Hey! Stacy and I booked a room at the motel. I plan to remind her about my dates with Diana while she is riding me.

Guy 2: Full Penthesilea Experience? Do you have life insurance?

Guy 1: Yes.

by Malter October 24, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

Eidolonic ascension/descension experience

What happens when your body perceives a change in elevation and proceeds to make you think you are about to step up or down only to jar the experiencer into a self conscious awkwardness and sense of mistrust in their own perceptions.

I saw Marcus throw his back out during an "Eidolonic ascension/descension experience" while taking the stairs.

by CovidMessiah December 10, 2022

verbal experiment

1) the attempt to say something new or exciting and then screwing it up, causing other people to laugh, sneer, clown, or insult the speaker.

God, I love it when Presidents, politicans, pop stars and other celebrities attempt verbal experiments. I gives all of us a new reason to mock them.

by Ethereal Mercenary October 26, 2010