english chunnel

verb:
is when you ram a paper towel tube up a girl's asshole and drive micro-machines in there.


***it is direct reference to the large engineering project undertook in europe to link France and England through an underwater three-tunnel railway***

friend:what happened to all your micro-machines man?

chunnler: oh those crazy cars is gone man i did the english chunnel to my girl.

by karl hungus February 7, 2005

Multicultural London English (MLE)

Multicultural London English is the cultural change in the English language due to influences from various cultures such as Jamaican. Originated in London (due to be such a multicultural area) and quickly spreading to other areas of the UK through use and also through grime music. It is the first time English Language in the UK has been changed nationally by the teen age group. Usually areas had their own slang words but MLE is quickly becoming the standard slang through out the UK.

Multicultural London English (MLE) example slang words: Manz, Hype, Ting, Fam, Blud (Blad), Cus, Bredrin, Nang, Dench, My Size, Famalam and various other words

by Manz on a hype ting September 6, 2012

english toothbrush

When a snaggletooth bitch scrapes your dick while giving you a blowjob. Usually involves painful scratching, and perhaps bloodletting.

It was like sticking my dick in a cave; the bucktoothed bitch gave me an english toothbrush.

by sunil and michael March 1, 2007

English Major

Someone who will not have a job after they graduate.

Whatever happened to Bobby?
He's homeless now.
Oh that's right, I forgot he's an english major.

by JanOLeary July 20, 2008

Bastardised English

American English.

"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

english kiss

English kiss a kiss which is known to progress into some sexual activity

English kiss and then become sexually aroused and have sex

by rach1234567899 August 3, 2007

english joint

hand-rolled cigarrettes laced with marijuana. sometimes called "work pot". its supposed to get you high but not so high that it will make you unproductive.

oi! give the lad an english joint and get him to work on that tune!

by adamramone October 3, 2007