elbow deep

person who has the uncontrollable desire to play with his manhood in public....ie work, mall, bars ect...
Damn, check out that dude he's elbow deep. Looks like he is scratching his ankle through his pants!!
by cheers July 19, 2004
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Porno elbow

A medical variantion of the condition known as 'tennis elbow' primarily affecting the dominant arm of hyperactive males who don't play tennis.
Jim: What's going on Doc? I can barely bend my right elbow.

Doctor: It's obviously a severe case of tennis elbow.

Jim: I don't play tennis, Dude.

Doctor: Do you stay up late, alone with a computer?

Jim: Uhh Maybe

Doctor: Are you right handed Jim?

Jim: Uhh Ya

Doctor: Jim, sorry to tell you but it looks like you've got a severe case of porno elbow. Unplug the computer for two weeks and you'll be fine.
by Fender212 July 05, 2010
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elbow rape

walking up to someone and rubbing ur elbow on them while screaming "elbow rape"
i elbow raped that guy from my second period
y?
b/e i can, and he liked it
by Karbear1129 October 06, 2006
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Elbow Sex

Between one's Weenis and another's Wagina. Not at all stimulating. Rubbing one's Weenis with said person's Wagina is "Elbow Masturbation"
Hey did you hear who had Elbow sex yesterday?
by ham236 September 15, 2009
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[elbow greese]

greese deposits on the elbows of fat women. usually leaks and has the smell of french fries. tends to look very disgusting.
Sam: Damn dude, that fat bitch elbowed me and left her elbow greese on my face.

Greg: You smell like french fries.
by nx7oe3 January 05, 2009
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Elbow Rack

The act of inadvertently (or intentionally) brushing against a woman's breast with your elbow due to a sudden movement.
Dude, I got some serious elbow rack from the receptionist this morning when the elevator made an emergency stop.
by Mogerbowski86 May 14, 2009
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texas elbow

A girl you wont go down on. Texas is in the south, and you can't lick your elbow.
I let her blow me but she was a texas elbow, that skank had a stinky pussy.
by MajorStinkee December 13, 2015
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