Edward

Edward

Edward A name

by anonymous November 24, 2021

David edwards

A guy who will stab you in the back as soon as you turn around and is always secretly gay

That man David edwards hella gay bruh he slapped my ass

by The gangstrezy September 24, 2019

Edward Andre Hands

Derived from the famous drinking game Edward 40 Hands, this classier spectacle takes place during New Years Eve where inexpensive bottles of the notorious Andre California Champagne are ripe for the picking and replace the standard malt liquor 40 oz.

Strap them to your paws and await the applause.

Broski #1: Yo chief, what're you doing for New Years?
Broski #2: Edward Andre Hands, man. I got 6 bottles for less than ten cents.

by Signore January 11, 2008

Edwardesque

A guy with such insanely good looks that he is almost as gorgeous as the Twilight character, Edward Cullen.

Girl 1: Omg, that guy is so hott!
Girl 2: Hott?! He's freaking Edwardesque!

by TwilightFan February 28, 2009

John Edwards

U.S. Democratic Senator who's hobbies include getting $400 haircuts. Before being involved in politics he was an attorney who sued doctors for his clients.

"I, John Edwards, am running for President, so I need to look good. Another $400 haircut doesn't sound so bad."

by Dr. Vinny July 14, 2007

Edward Cullen

A pussy emo Meyerpire.

Hobbies include:
Breeding Spawn
Stalking Girls
Being a huge Pedophile (Come on, 108 year old dating a 18 year old is like a 40 year old dating a 6 year old)
Being extremely racist
SPARKLING

Every 12 year old girl idolizes him as 'the perfect boyfriend'. Also Stephanie Meyer's fake boyfriend.

Did I mention he sparkles?

Girl 1: OME!!!! I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!! <3
Girl 2: OMEEEEEEE!!! I DO TOOOOOO! HE'S LIKE, MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: He doesn't exist.
Both girls: YESSSS SHEEEE DOESSSS! OERFHWIJVBHOUEWBVWUSVBFODUFBAOCWIAUDV I LOVE EDWARD ERIGHWERFVNWIEOCNL
Me: *walks away*

by MoofinChan November 22, 2009

Edward

Extremly attractive. A people person who is almost always the life of the party. Deriving from royalty.

He is so elegant, reminds me of an Edward.

by dayana0725 February 5, 2010