Man, talk about weird. Jeff pulled a total arch douche Ferdinand on the company with that motorcycle accident. Congrats on the promotion, Mike!
by anamonah July 20, 2011
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"Torrey's a really nice guy, and he's so funny and humble about how funny he is."
"That's just because he's trying to get in your pants Lauralee. The guy's an Undercover Douchebag"
"That's just because he's trying to get in your pants Lauralee. The guy's an Undercover Douchebag"
by Stinkyfingers August 31, 2013
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A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
by wrangerti December 4, 2013
Get the Petri Douche mug.When you make a girl think you have a thing with her. But in reality, you've been silently ramming down cheeks of every girl you can find. You say you are getting raped and harassed, but truth is, you've been hustlin everyone and the system itself. Guys think you are a sav, one to be considered a young pimp. But in reality, you are a young douche.
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Get the Luck of the Douche mug.When a situation you thought would be one way, turns out to be another. Usually something that you assumed to be positive, turns out to be negative. Can also be a bait and switch.
I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
Sister #1: At the big family Christmas, opens her secret Santa gift that was in an envelope, so obviously a gift card - SCORE! Turns out to be a lame pack of Chuck E. Cheese stickers.
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
by Urbanjungle April 11, 2021
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