Dunktruck

Trucks owned by stupid northerners who put their trucks on the ice for ice-fishing and then let them fall in when it turns warm.

Yah, shure, Lars left his Dunktruck on Lake Minnetonka until June and it fell in, doncha know.

by Fishnu July 28, 2012

Dunkin blumpkin

When you are getting head while you take a shit on the toilet your nuts get warm from the saliva and hang mighty close to the water any sudden movement can can cause a dunkin blumpkin ( freshly dunked nuts)which becomes more common as we get older.

your honor in my defense, I couldn't get oral sex at home while blasting a dookie, a public bathroom was my only other option. For I have recently been the victim of a dunkin blumpkin

by Heavy D Dingleberry May 6, 2016

Dunkin lottery

When you order a drink from Dunkin Donuts, and wait to see whether they actually serve you the correct drink (a.k.a. "winning the lottery"). Like the actual lottery, the chances of winning are very slim, and it's probably not even worth playing in the first place.

"I played the Dunkin lottery today. Lost, as usual."
"That's how the lottery makes money, from idiots like you!"

by TitanicSinclair July 5, 2016

Dunkinista

The unofficial name for barista's at Dunkin donuts.

Thomas is one good dunkinista

by Big tits 203 May 12, 2016

Dunkin' Donut

When you nut in her belly button and then she lets you smash your dick into it.

Jeff''damn she let me Dunk the Donut last night''
''Hey. Girl. Can I go Dunkin' Donut you? ''

by Nesquik_Boi February 13, 2017

dunkin dicknuts

When you sit down really quick to take a shit and the seat is up and you don't notice so you plop ass-first into the cold water and you get your dick and nuts all wet. (Not in a good way)

Dave: Bro, you left the fucking seat up.
Jeff: So?
Dave: So I went fucking dunkin dicknuts in that shit, you fucking dickshitter.

by JefJeffJeffJeffrey Dickshitter February 28, 2017

dunkipu

It is rank 1 rogue in the game "World of Warcraft". He currently has 16 rank 1 titles and he's goding for more. And he's a part-time model for Calvin Klein aswell.

-Wow! You're playing like a God!
-No, I'm playing like Dunkipu. .

by Pangal December 12, 2016