Door Spank

While sharing the road with a bicyclist, you pull up really close to them and have your passenger open their door as you pass, thus "spanking" them with your car door.

Louis: "Do you ever get the to urge to dropkick bicyclists off their bike when they don't obey the rules of the street?"
Sarah: "Just door spank them. Works every time."

by master_b88 May 8, 2011

Door Handling

Door handling is the act of inserting ones penis into their own vagina or anus, obviously partaken by hermaphrodites with both sets of genitals... Or weird motherfuckers.

Sam was bored lonely and horny so she/he decided to door handle her/himself.
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...

by Motherfucker993 February 11, 2014

Dooron

A person who never knows whether to push or pull when approaching a doorway, usually ending in embarrassment.

(Tony, like a dick, tries to push open the glass lobby door that is clearly labeled PULL, hurting himself, spilling his coffee, dropping his phone, and making a noise loud enough to turn heads.)

David (walking by): Did you see that? Tony just smashed his face into that door!
Rees: Fucking Tony. What a dooron.

by K. Magnus August 21, 2014

Doorbending

The act of bending some over a half door and then proceeding to make sweet love to them.

Boyfriend: I wanna spice things up tonight.

Girlfriend: Do you wanna go to Lowes and go doorbending?

Boyfriend: Hell fuckin' yeah!

by Lostwo1f August 13, 2019

Doorbello Donachello

Doorbello Donachello was a notorious Italian gangster who was active in New York from 1948 - 1956. In 1957 he was tried and executed for the possession of an illegal weapon on federal property, though more well known crimes include theft, first degree murder, multiple homicide and credit card fraud.
He was well known for his obsession with aircraft and also anime girls, and as a result his name has risen in meme culture to apply to weebs, in particular those interested in Ace Combat 7 and War Thunder.

"Have you seen Jack lately?"
"Nah, he's playing Ace Combat 7 all day. He's such a Doorbello Donachello."

by Hans Zimmeritt October 10, 2019

Door way bandit

When dec fingers you against a door whilst at a party

The door way bandit strikes again, bet you don’t know who I am

by USKET123 January 13, 2020

doormat cult

a cult about doormats made by streamer "isabelmary" and there will be soon merch. (this is confirmed by "poll")

JOIN DOORMAT CULT TODAY

by the ice king_ March 7, 2021