A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
by wrangerti December 4, 2013
Get the Petri Douche mug.When you make a girl think you have a thing with her. But in reality, you've been silently ramming down cheeks of every girl you can find. You say you are getting raped and harassed, but truth is, you've been hustlin everyone and the system itself. Guys think you are a sav, one to be considered a young pimp. But in reality, you are a young douche.
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by Rocky’s ducha February 20, 2019
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Get the Luck of the Douche mug.When a situation you thought would be one way, turns out to be another. Usually something that you assumed to be positive, turns out to be negative. Can also be a bait and switch.
I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
Sister #1: At the big family Christmas, opens her secret Santa gift that was in an envelope, so obviously a gift card - SCORE! Turns out to be a lame pack of Chuck E. Cheese stickers.
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
by Urbanjungle April 11, 2021
Get the Drinkin from the douchebag mug.n. Girls that are brought along to a club or social function that are expendable. If a random guy tries to cut in on your group these girls will serve as a perimeter protecting the hotter chicks you're dancing with.
Dylan: "Look out man, the douche crew's moving in."
Trevor: "It's cool man, start unloading the douche ammo."
Dylan: "Quick, to the center with the hotties!"
Trevor: "It's cool man, start unloading the douche ammo."
Dylan: "Quick, to the center with the hotties!"
by Lomonte95 July 22, 2006
Get the douche ammo mug.The highest level of douchebaggage in the heirarchy of plain douchebag, total douchebag, and captain douchebag. This person has attained a zen-like oneness with being a complete and total fucknut and has been consistant with it for years, if not decades. They are the yoda of the douchebag kingdom.
Often in a position of power, they study new ways and methods of being a complete douchebag and impose their will upon those below them. They can be easily identified in the wild via office parties, as the one to give a speech that strokes themselves and uses horrible jokes to humiliate employees. Ironically, this species does not get along with its own, as they tend to terrorize lower level douchebags, such as the Captain Douchebags.
Often in a position of power, they study new ways and methods of being a complete douchebag and impose their will upon those below them. They can be easily identified in the wild via office parties, as the one to give a speech that strokes themselves and uses horrible jokes to humiliate employees. Ironically, this species does not get along with its own, as they tend to terrorize lower level douchebags, such as the Captain Douchebags.
by DrSmooth June 27, 2006
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