by mybosshasitoutforme October 04, 2012
by TWCMan March 21, 2011
Screwing something up right at the last second when everything seems in hand; choking at the worst possible time in the worst possible way. This stems from the ambulance mission in the video game GTA III, which has twelve levels and takes forever and is hard and random and makes you want to throw things when a person you are trying to rescue on level 12 spawns inside a sidewalk and cannot move or runs into your ambulance and kills himself causing you to fail the mission and lose all that time and have to start over. Douching a twelve means to fail the mission on the final level, which, trust me, is just the worst.
Man, did you see that race? The leader really douched a twelve on the last turn right there!
Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.
Dude, you got this. Do NOT douche a twelve right here.
by Mytholces January 06, 2014
by Katieland3 August 17, 2010
by Jon Opium October 14, 2006
1. It is used in the show on ABC Family called Greek. It was used as a cut-down for the persons actions; that were actions a asshole or Douche-bag.
2. When some one does something that would deam them a Douche. The things they did was a douche-move and that person would be a douche-mover.
2. When some one does something that would deam them a Douche. The things they did was a douche-move and that person would be a douche-mover.
by Jayman236 September 10, 2009
When someone is clearly a douche bag, but at the same time they are so insignificant to you, they're like a pubic hair found on a urinal cake in a truck stop.
by lTronHubbard July 29, 2008