The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.
by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020
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by hehehehehehehehh April 9, 2021
Get the doof mug.Dogfire - Origin comes from halifax Nova Scotia, the meaning behide this is when your female partner is a thot for attention and lacks the effort to give it too you but everything she does for another man is straight fire cause your girl is a dog and is for the streets she tends to dress sexy when you are not around and likes to talk to multiple men
... She is dogfire she is for the streets.
... She is dogfire she is for the streets.
by Ronnie Gregg October 17, 2021
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You: I’ll doobit later
Them: I want a divorce, but let me hit that first.
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Them: I want a divorce, but let me hit that first.
by DaMaygun July 12, 2022
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Get the doof dick mug.Those who smoke dope and their breasts become boobs as pot decreases a mans testosterone.
For men that didn't smoke weed, the average testosterone level was almost double what it was for men who did smoke. Guys who did smoke marijuana had an average T-level of about 416, while the non-smokers hit about 724. Men are now getting plastic surgery to fix their breasts.
For men that didn't smoke weed, the average testosterone level was almost double what it was for men who did smoke. Guys who did smoke marijuana had an average T-level of about 416, while the non-smokers hit about 724. Men are now getting plastic surgery to fix their breasts.
What happened to Jeff's chest? When he went from looking fit and chiseled to needing to wear a bra! Is he a transexual now? Turns out he developed DoobieBoobies. He did not know what a DoobieBoobie was until now.
Andy was so upset, he could not understand why he was growing breasts! Freaked out he went to the doctor to learn that his smoking pot was lowering his testosterone levels and increasing his estrogen. He stopped doing pot but the boobs stayed. Now he has to go to a plastic surgeon to fix the problem for thousands of dollars. The DoobieBoobie is a trap.
Andy was so upset, he could not understand why he was growing breasts! Freaked out he went to the doctor to learn that his smoking pot was lowering his testosterone levels and increasing his estrogen. He stopped doing pot but the boobs stayed. Now he has to go to a plastic surgeon to fix the problem for thousands of dollars. The DoobieBoobie is a trap.
by a2hdesign November 14, 2022
Get the DoobieBoobie mug.The attempt to consume drugs with your dick. A dick-based boof. May be performed by dipping the tip in, pouching in the foreskin, funneling into urethra, among other methods.
by Doofer Dan January 12, 2023
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