dickette

a males penis that is awkwardly small in such a manner that anyone who sees it may potentially kill themselve. this person tend to talk about how large they are because they have never themself seen their penis.

i was going to have sex with him but his dickette caused a minor setback.

by chris heston December 9, 2010

Urban Dicked

Being unable to get any definitions or phrases posted on URBAN DICTIONARY.

Damn it, I got urban dicked again! Those bastards wont post my definition of what it's like to have sex with a goat, monkey, tomato and midget all at the same time.

by Obamatang4 June 20, 2010

Com Dicker

Someone who constantly gets on your nerves or judges you for what you look like or what you believe in.

Chloe: Ugh you are so ugly! Look at your hair, and you're a Muslim! Ugh!
Myah: Stop being such a Com Dicker.

by QWERTYASDF November 23, 2014

Moby dicked

The act of covering your dick in baby powder and slaps someone in the face once or more leaving a white mark resembling a white sperms whale

My girlfriend was being annoying so she got moby dicked

by Moby dicking September 22, 2015

Moby Dicked

When you've just had some Moby Dick (weed strain) and you forget what you were saying/doing, you got Moby Dicked.

"I'm feeling like..."
"Feeling like?"
"I forgot."
"You got Moby Dicked!"

by Barry Ballenbak August 18, 2019

to get dicked

to get penetrated, to be fucked (especially in the ass), to get all kind of bashes

To get dicked:
- Hey, lads. I just realised, we don't need to worry about the third mine anymore.
- Good old Ken's fucking found it for us. Cheers Ken! Always getting dicked, mate.

by selaflaure August 12, 2015

donkey dicked mother fucker

One who is characterized by their flaccid, less than stallion sized unit

Jr. couldn't pick up a hooker in Vegas, that donkey dicked mother fucker!

by Jasonjackadams July 1, 2006