Digital Waterboarding

To impress a systematic and methodical assault on a person’s digital identity by malevolently disseminating information in a slow, controlled fashion to drive the target insane.

He can be pretty aggressive in emails, it's like digital waterboarding.

by KindaSucky February 13, 2019

Digital Bikini

when censors make it look as though an aniime character's wearing clothes, when they're not

Tenchi Muyo had tons of Digital Bikinis

by v1cious April 1, 2005

drop a digit

to insert a finger into an anus, almost always done during intercourse.

"Yeah, I would love to drop a digit on that chick tonight."

by MStooge January 23, 2010

digiting

A variation of fingering. It is a more inclusive term that encompasses the use of fingers and/or toes in the vagina and/or the anus.

"Dude, I was digiting her last night and it was great, I had all 20 in at once."

by Ed's piece July 25, 2008

digital assassination

1. When an adversary attempts to delete any and all proof that you exist from the internets.

2. Any move that includes the pressing of the delete button in order to snuff out an opponent.

3. An act of Digital Spring Cleaning, or the recreation of Strong Bad email #20.

U.S. Representative Todd Akin's staffers, members of Steaming Warm Turdgate, performed a weak sauce move by a cowardly digital assassination attempt on primary opponent Mark Lodes. The attempt was mitigated because the Steaming Warm Turdgate members were shortsighted, and didn't realize the sheer magnitude of effort required to complete the task, and instead fell far short of total digital assassination, removing only mention of Mr. Lodes from the Todd Akin Wikipedia page. The Steaming Warm Turdgate members had failed to hack into Mark's websites, other news agencies and radio/tv stations which had reported on his candidacy, and so the conspiracy to sweep the competition under the digital rug failed almost entirely.

by King of Leon September 16, 2011

digital trauma

Injury or damage (often self-inflicted) to one's own body oriface (nose, vagina, anus, etc.) caused by the insertion and manipulation of one or more fingers (digits).

My massive nose bleed was caused by digital trauma.
Damn, could y'all trim your nails before y'all finger me? Now I gots digital trauma all up inside my vajayjay!
I managed to take care of my fecal impaction, but now I am suffering from digital trauma and my finger smells like shit!

by Ahswype July 15, 2007

Digitalph33r

1.Soemeone who makes really cool machinemas but then leaves them unfinished and makes all his fans really pissed off. Ex. Deus.
2.Someone who is a microsoft nintendo fanboy

That guy made a really cool youtube video. Yeah but I heard that he is a digitalph33r.

by Kwasmaniac December 18, 2008