disastacre

verb; an action which is worse than a massacre or a disaster.

I not only beat you, I disastacred you.

by Jason Wilkins December 9, 2007

Disc Ball

The disc ball itself is a flat, round wooden cut out (approximately 7" in diameter, and 1 1/2" in width). The game disc ball is played with two individuals, or can be played with two, two-man teams. You start your turn by placing the disc ball upright on the 1 1/2" side and then stomp on it, which will send it across the tile floor towards your opponent with a lot of backspin on it. Your opponents goal is to stomp on the spinning and still upright disc ball, in turn, sending it back at you spinning the opposite way. A point is earned in the following ways: 1) You stomp the disc ball and it either passes your opponent, or his/her attempt to send it back is unsuccessful, resulting in your gaining of a point. 2) The initial stomp (serve) is not returnable (ex: is out of the agreed upon boundaries, is not upright and spinning, is too wobbly to be returned) resulting in the other players point. The winning score should be predetermined and agreed upon by both players or teams before the start of the game, and the starting team is chosen by a best 2/3 paper, rock, scissors match.

1) Man, that was an intense few games of Disc Ball!
2) Have you heard about that new game Disc Ball? Apparently its cheap and fun and all the cool people are playing it!
3) Hey Kevin, you wanna head down to the youth room a little early so we can play a few games of Disc Ball?

by chuckevbro May 16, 2010

Disastrophuck

(n.) A situation that is so messed up and confusing that it feels like a disaster, a catastrophe and a clusterfuck all rolled into one.

When Marcie started handing out jello shots, the night officially turned into a complete disastrophuck.

by The Jorge December 19, 2012

Disastrophe

Both a disaster and a catastrophe.

Milt's attempt to start a Strip club using only dancers over the age of 60 was a Disastrophe!

by Manolo Cartegeña October 11, 2014

pimp disc

A pimp disc is a CD or DVD full of fanfiction, fanart, character info, story info, etc of a specific fandom. They are used to encourage people to join that fandom.

Mary: Anne sent me a pimp disc of 'Prince of Tennis' last night.
Ella: Oh, I've heard of that anime. Is it good?
Mary: Well, the disc had the first episode and some fanfiction, and it looks pretty cool. I think I'll ask for the box set for Christmas.

by Ellorn July 22, 2008

Raw dog disaster

The act of raw doggin many women willingly and results in a child or many children.

Levi is at it again, fucked his chick and made another raw dog disaster.

by Kjmuffslut April 3, 2015

disasterbate

To cause a ridiculous number of tragedies and disasters to oneself including burning bridges, self mutilation, drug use, etc. with the climax usually being attempted suicide. Often happens at the pinnacle of depression or a bipolar low.

He's burned all his bridges, lost all his friends, and now he's addicted to heroin? Well now he's just disasterbating.

My life can't get any worse. I'm just going to disasterbate.

by Bryce Hilyard October 23, 2006